One day I will update the web-site, I said, in 2003. Well. Here we are. Everything you are looking at was pulled back out of the Internet Archive, because the database it used to live in is gone. …MORE

These are videos I made using XtraNormal. Reminds me of the old days of crack when we made insane videos with that American Girl program …MORE

Remember to take out the garbage every Monday and Thursday night. Remember to lock the doors. Remember to brush your teeth twice a day. Remember to call your uncle about the check you never deposit …MORE

Well every time I do, Marianne gets a dollar …MORE

im going to teach you a lesson …MORE

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Lina Justin and Lesley the crazy crackheads are going to Indonesia. Here is how we get there...(Lesley will go from Washington and meet us in LHR she departs out of Dulles at 6:40 PM and arrives first …MORE

How about love? you are my love sparkle down running around this crazy town remembering good times you left it to pastries to decide can we rhyme? but nothing enough is nothing devoured and …MORE

These words are treasures for you to find. If you hunt through the crappy ones, you'll find the treasures …MORE

This is me talking so you better listen. I am fucking brilliant so listen to what I am saying. I am smarter than you so listen up! I can think clearly. I can think better than you. I am smart god …MORE