Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a little bit more clear.
IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prison.
IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.
So . . . explain to me again why we work?
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