The Complete Archive
Every article we can prove existed: 180 total, 90 with full text recovered. Rows in grey were indexed by the site's own front page but their body was never crawled.
| # | Title | Author | Date | Column | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | No news is good news! Huh? | lost | |||
| 5 | Click here | lost | |||
| 6 | What Women Want | Lina | April 6, 2001 | full text | |
| 10 | Hair Cuts | Dr. Knowledge | April 4, 2001 | Ask Dr. Knowledge | full text |
| 12 | I'd Call That A Bargain | Captain Briton | April 4, 2001 | Captain Briton | full text |
| 13 | When I was younger... | Mopkin | April 4, 2001 | Us and Them | full text |
| 21 | Quarters | Dr. Knowledge | April 5, 2001 | Ask Dr. Knowledge | full text |
| 29 | Fingers | Dr. Knowledge | April 6, 2001 | Ask Dr. Knowledge | full text |
| 30 | This Is A Pop Life | Captain Briton | April 7, 2001 | Captain Briton | full text |
| 35 | Look I'm Not Crazy!!! | Petu | April 9, 2001 | Petu & Patater | lost |
| 36 | Mustard | Dr. Knowledge | April 9, 2001 | Ask Dr. Knowledge | full text |
| 37 | You Don't Know Me | Lina | April 10, 2001 | Us and Them | full text |
| 45 | Theory of Inconsequential Acts | Anonymous | April 11, 2001 | News | lost |
| 52 | Armpits and dead people | Mopkin | April 16, 2001 | News | full text |
| 54 | Where the hell are my spectacles? | Patater | April 17, 2001 | Petu & Patater | full text |
| 58 | People Just Don't Understand | Petu | April 18, 2001 | Petu & Patater | full text |
| 59 | Toilet Paper | Dr. Knowledge | April 19, 2001 | Ask Dr. Knowledge | lost |
| 62 | New Wave Mail Order sucks | Mopkin | April 20, 2001 | News | full text |
| 65 | Cool Stuff Review | Mopkin | April 24, 2001 | News | full text |
| 66 | CD Spotlight: Rough Mix | Captain Briton | April 24, 2001 | Captain Briton | full text |
| 67 | awake. | The Idea Men | April 25, 2001 | full text | |
| 71 | The Day I Got Some Good Advice | Petu | April 26, 2001 | Petu & Patater | lost |
| 72 | giving up. | The Idea Men | April 26, 2001 | The Idea Men | full text |
| 73 | meaningless. | The Idea Men | April 27, 2001 | The Idea Men | full text |
| 74 | god no's | The Idea Men | May 1, 2001 | The Idea Men | full text |
| 75 | slipping away... | The Idea Men | May 2, 2001 | The Idea Men | lost |
| 78 | requiem: morning | The Idea Men | May 7, 2001 | The Idea Men | lost |
| 79 | Sorry for the lack of updates... | Mopkin | May 15, 2001 | News | lost |
| 80 | Read this, Hear this . . . | Captain Briton | May 19, 2001 | Captain Briton | full text |
| 81 | Comic Book Spotlight: Squadron Supreme | Captain Briton | May 30, 2001 | Captain Briton | lost |
| 84 | Poing | Dr. Knowledge | June 7, 2001 | Ask Dr. Knowledge | full text |
| 85 | Our Trip To Virginia: Part 1 | Mopkin | June 14, 2001 | Traveling | full text |
| 89 | remembrance of things passed | The Idea Men | June 19, 2001 | The Idea Men | full text |
| 90 | SITE REDESIGN!! | Mopkin | June 19, 2001 | News | lost |
| 91 | Origin of the new Mopkin | Mopkin | June 19, 2001 | News | full text |
| 92 | Our Trip To Virginia: Part 2 | Mopkin | June 20, 2001 | Traveling | full text |
| 93 | 06/25/01-Words on your monitor screen | Captain Briton | June 25, 2001 | lost | |
| 95 | essential | The Idea Men | July 2, 2001 | The Idea Men | lost |
| 96 | edgar is happy | Mopkin | July 10, 2001 | News | full text |
| 97 | Our Trip To Virginia: Part 3 | Mopkin | July 30, 2001 | Traveling | lost |
| 98 | THE SITE IS UPDATED?!?!? | Mopkin | July 30, 2001 | News | lost |
| 99 | missed exit | The Idea Men | July 30, 2001 | The Idea Men | lost |
| 100 | take it out. | The Idea Men | August 3, 2001 | The Idea Men | full text |
| 101 | passing out | The Idea Men | August 3, 2001 | The Idea Men | full text |
| 102 | make yer move. | The Idea Men | August 16, 2001 | The Idea Men | full text |
| 103 | PTQ - Orlando: T200!!! PART 1 | Mopkin | August 20, 2001 | full text | |
| 104 | Temblaba | Lina | March 22, 2002 | full text | |
| 105 | PlayStation III to use new Big Blue tech | the internet | April 3, 2002 | full text | |
| 106 | FW: Bill Gayes VS Gm | lost | |||
| 107 | P2P network hidden in Kazaa downloads | lost | |||
| 108 | and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! | lost | |||
| 109 | 04/03/02-To all my PEEPS... | lost | |||
| 110 | 04/03/02-Ah! L'amour! | the internet | April 3, 2002 | full text | |
| 111 | 04/08/02-Do you have a carrot cursor? | the internet | April 8, 2002 | full text | |
| 112 | 04/08/02-FW: Learning young... | the internet | April 8, 2002 | full text | |
| 114 | The Adventures of Action Item! | the internet | April 30, 2002 | lost | |
| 115 | 06/07/02-Mardi Gras 2002 | Mopkin | June 7, 2002 | full text | |
| 116 | 06/07/02-My Trip to Mexico (T1MSN) | Mopkin | June 7, 2002 | full text | |
| 117 | hot potatoe | The Idea Men | July 12, 2002 | full text | |
| 119 | diet | The Idea Men | August 6, 2002 | full text | |
| 120 | Pillsbury Poopboy | lost | |||
| 121 | 08/06/02-Work vs. Prison | the internet | August 6, 2002 | full text | |
| 122 | 08/30/02-Welcome to Zombo.com! | the internet | August 30, 2002 | full text | |
| 123 | 09/13/02-Hitting Reply vs. Forward | lost | |||
| 124 | 09/20/02-Go to hell | lost | |||
| 125 | Gore Assails Bush's Iraq Policy | the internet | September 24, 2002 | full text | |
| 126 | cleanup. | The Idea Men | October 9, 2003 | full text | |
| 128 | Edgar 2.0 is coming soon | Mopkin | March 3, 2004 | full text | |
| 129 | 03/25/04-I have a job | Mopkin | March 25, 2004 | full text | |
| 130 | Emerson to Bush | Mopkin | April 14, 2004 | full text | |
| 131 | $25,000,000,000 more? | Mopkin | May 6, 2004 | lost | |
| 132 | requiem | The Idea Men | May 17, 2004 | lost | |
| 139 | 12/28/04-thoughts on death. | Captain Briton | January 3, 2005 | full text | |
| 144 | 01/02/05-Confetti is taking over the world!!!!! | Lisa Davis | January 2, 2005 | full text | |
| 146 | 01/03/05-Work | Lisa Davis | January 3, 2005 | full text | |
| 147 | time out. | The Idea Men | January 5, 2005 | lost | |
| 148 | 01/05/05-the table | The Idea Men | June 7, 2005 | full text | |
| 150 | Spam Saga | lost | |||
| 155 | Busy as a Bee! | Lisa Davis | March 23, 2005 | lost | |
| 156 | Wet Plastic Heart | Mopkin | March 25, 2005 | lost | |
| 157 | So Long | Petu | March 25, 2005 | lost | |
| 161 | Rain is Good | Petu | March 26, 2005 | lost | |
| 162 | Espadrille Madness | Lisa Davis | March 30, 2005 | lost | |
| 164 | 04/01/05-The Science of Spiders | Petu | April 1, 2005 | lost | |
| 166 | The Folly of Leasing a Car | Lisa Davis | April 19, 2005 | lost | |
| 168 | Star Wars Blues | Lisa Davis | May 9, 2005 | lost | |
| 169 | Paris 2005 | Mopkin | June 7, 2005 | lost | |
| 174 | Cows | Lisa Davis | June 30, 2005 | lost | |
| 182 | Hurricane Katrina | lost | |||
| 188 | 01/07/06-BAJILLION SUPER ATOMIC BOMBS OF FUN | Captain Briton | January 7, 2006 | full text | |
| 191 | Wedding photos | lost | |||
| 197 | Happy Valentine's Day! | Lisa Davis | February 15, 2006 | lost | |
| 198 | 02/17/06-Crazy Crabs | Petu | February 17, 2006 | full text | |
| 200 | Nashville Adventure | Mopkin | February 22, 2006 | lost | |
| 204 | 03/02/06-I was mugged by the Orange Bowl | Captain Briton | March 2, 2006 | full text | |
| 208 | evacuate scheme | lost | |||
| 209 | 03/18/06-Alan Moore Interviews | Captain Briton | March 18, 2006 | full text | |
| 210 | 03/28/06-My iMac | Lina | March 28, 2006 | lost | |
| 212 | 04/04/06-Assimilation Guide | Captain Briton | April 4, 2006 | full text | |
| 216 | Flickr Photo Update | lost | |||
| 217 | FUN TIMES FOR LINA!!!! | lost | |||
| 222 | Vote for Lina's baby picture | lost | |||
| 223 | Las Vegas pictures are up so quit bugging me | Mopkin | June 19, 2006 | lost | |
| 227 | YouTube test | lost | |||
| 233 | 07/20/06-The Future Before Your Eyes | lost | |||
| 236 | 07/26/06-The Cuban Carnac is coming! | Mopkin | July 26, 2006 | full text | |
| 238 | 07/31/06-Predictions | The Cuban Carnac | July 31, 2006 | lost | |
| 242 | 08/15/06-Predictions from August 15th | The Cuban Carnac | August 15, 2006 | full text | |
| 248 | 09/14/06-Tourists | Petu | September 14, 2006 | full text | |
| 250 | 09/18/06-next time there won't be a next time | lost | |||
| 251 | 09/20/06-Windy Wednesdays | Petu | September 20, 2006 | lost | |
| 252 | 09/21/06-worry. | The Idea Men | September 21, 2006 | lost | |
| 253 | 09/21/06-The Antidote to You | lost | |||
| 259 | 10/01/06-smash | The Idea Men | October 1, 2006 | full text | |
| 260 | 10/02/06-Latest Disney Pics Are Up | Mopkin | October 2, 2006 | lost | |
| 262 | Wierd Al: White and Nerdy | lost | |||
| 263 | window | The Idea Men | October 3, 2006 | full text | |
| 264 | Pac-Man & other gadgets | lost | |||
| 266 | Feels like Christmas | Goofus | October 5, 2006 | lost | |
| 271 | Battle of the Bands | lost | |||
| 275 | 10/26/06-The Colors of the Rainbow | lost | |||
| 277 | Sucks Less w/ KS | Lisa Davis | October 27, 2006 | lost | |
| 278 | Broken Puzzle: Herald Hunt 2006 Recap and Review | Lisa Davis | October 30, 2006 | lost | |
| 279 | Natalie Portman Rap | lost | |||
| 281 | The Rift | Lina | November 9, 2006 | lost | |
| 285 | Some people react differently to the Wii | lost | |||
| 286 | Tony vs. Paul | lost | |||
| 288 | Funny Bush Bloopers | lost | |||
| 289 | Our Pics on Phanfare | Lisa Davis | January 9, 2007 | lost | |
| 290 | pic for the time being | Lisa Davis | January 16, 2007 | lost | |
| 291 | 01/17/07-phanfare phun | lost | |||
| 292 | 01/19/07-Santa Cruz Christmas Vacation 2006-2007 | Mopkin | January 19, 2007 | lost | |
| 293 | 01/19/07-more resolutions | lost | |||
| 294 | 01/29/07-Picture for the Time Being (2) | Lisa Davis | January 29, 2007 | lost | |
| 295 | 02/06/07-Pic for the time being (3) | Lisa Davis | February 6, 2007 | lost | |
| 297 | Makeup Lessons | Petu | February 19, 2007 | full text | |
| 298 | Planning | Lina | February 20, 2007 | full text | |
| 299 | Bathroom Pics | Goofus | March 5, 2007 | full text | |
| 300 | September Cruise Planning | Petu | April 2, 2007 | full text | |
| 301 | LESLEY! | Goofus | April 3, 2007 | full text | |
| 302 | 04/05/07-Perpetual Twilight | Goofus | April 5, 2007 | full text | |
| 303 | How is RadioShack still in business? | lost | |||
| 304 | 04/26/07-Onion News Network | lost | |||
| 305 | 05/29/07-Street View | Mopkin | May 29, 2007 | full text | |
| 306 | Billy | Lisa Davis | May 29, 2007 | full text | |
| 307 | Whiteboard | Mopkin | June 8, 2007 | lost | |
| 308 | 06/08/07-Pearl Jam - Yallow Ledbedder Lyrics | Mopkin | June 8, 2007 | full text | |
| 309 | Jaw-dropping Photosynth demo | Mopkin | June 15, 2007 | full text | |
| 311 | 07/31/07-Forever's gonna start tonight! | Captain Briton | July 31, 2007 | full text | |
| 312 | @%!*(^& | Mopkin | August 16, 2007 | lost | |
| 313 | Ports of Call Plans: Google Maps are Fun | Mopkin | September 4, 2007 | full text | |
| 314 | Beaker sings | Mopkin | December 4, 2007 | full text | |
| 315 | Sussex - Bluetongue & Beer | Mopkin | February 26, 2008 | full text | |
| 316 | 04/08/08-Predictions for the rest of 2008 | The Cuban Carnac | April 8, 2008 | full text | |
| 317 | Formed A Band- A Manifesto in flux | Captain Briton | April 20, 2008 | full text | |
| 319 | MY HOUSE IS ON GOOGLE MAPS!!!! | Mopkin | June 11, 2008 | full text | |
| 320 | 06/12/08-Highly Recommended London Outing Wicky Thing | Lisa Davis | June 12, 2008 | lost | |
| 321 | 07/23/08-VACATIONTIME | Mopkin | July 23, 2008 | lost | |
| 322 | 07/30/08-Onion News: Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' | Mopkin | July 30, 2008 | full text | |
| 324 | Our House | Goofus | September 30, 2008 | full text | |
| 325 | 11/07/08-David Vitiello | Mopkin | November 7, 2008 | full text | |
| 326 | 12/11/08-What I do for a Living Pt. 1 | Lisa Davis | December 11, 2008 | lost | |
| 330 | 03/09/09-And the Supreme Court Says . . . | Lisa Davis | March 9, 2009 | full text | |
| 332 | New Article!!! | Mopkin | April 24, 2009 | lost | |
| 333 | Another New Article Lina: Don't go on my vacation! We were planning to miss Papi's birthday, I think. ...more | Mopkin | April 24, 2009 | full text | |
| 334 | Treasures Lina: Your haircut was as cute as your sparkler! ...more | Mopkin | April 27, 2009 | full text | |
| 335 | Let's give them something to talk about Lina: I read it too ...more | Mopkin | May 6, 2009 | full text | |
| 336 | Our Crazy Trip | Lina | August 7, 2009 | full text | |
| 338 | Crack in your Heart Mopkin: my brains felled out ...more | Lisa Davis | September 5, 2009 | full text | |
| 339 | Teach you a lesson | Mopkin | September 29, 2009 | full text | |
| 340 | To Marianne | Mopkin | February 11, 2010 | lost | |
| 341 | I am not saying bad words anymore. | Mopkin | February 11, 2010 | full text | |
| 342 | Remember | Mopkin | February 11, 2010 | full text | |
| 343 | Business As Usual | Mopkin | April 19, 2011 | full text | |
| 344 | 04/22/11-The Fabric of Our Lives | lost | |||
| 346 | Modern Life | Mopkin | September 23, 2011 | lost | |
| 347 | Lemon Pie | Mopkin | September 23, 2011 | lost | |
| 348 | My spider only has seven legs | Mopkin | September 23, 2011 | lost | |
| 349 | Magic 2012 cards for sale on eBay | Mopkin | October 5, 2011 | lost | |
| 351 | The Crystal Cook Saga | lost |