Yeah, I'm crazy too...must run in the family.
When I say I'll stab your eyes out or punch you in the face, you can laugh that is fine by me. Now when I do it, don't go wondering what the fuck happened like it was all fun and games. I threatened you! (Are you threatening me??) WITH SERIOUS BODILY HARM...you knew what was coming and you persisted.
Now you're trying to call the police (but just making a bloddy mess) like some crime was commited and that's just annoying.
That's like crying to your mom.
No, I won't let you use my crayons! You'll break them because you suck and they are new and they shouldn't be sucky for at least a week or so. Go ahead and cry to your mom or the police, but that won't bring your eyes back or make you cool enough to touch my stuff. If you remember one thing, remember: "Don't do that!"
It is probably a really bad idea, and be honest with yourself- When was the last time you had a good idea?
EXACTLY.
Just DON'T do that.
And especially not if I told you to stop.
You with the crawfish in your bed: Try it! Just start something, but remember you don't know me. I'm crazy!
To MY FAMILLY: I know we aren't normal, you guys. But are we really this screwed up?
I mean, Petu....the fish story...WTF????
I wish I would have stayed by that toilet. Maybe I should have said a few words.
And maybe I would have seen a floating eyeball. Maybe.
Here is my problem: I'm worried.
No, Seriously! You guys may have all snapped. You could all have these contagious delusions and How would I know? If you sound crazy all the time just to be funny, then how will I know when you really lose it? It is "The Family That Cried Crazy"!
CALCULUS: Can anyone tell me why I care if some stupid series converges or diverges? I hate tests! Yeah the ratio or root or alternating series or divergence..I HATE THEM ALL! I don't want to hear the words converge or diverge again. Someone make it stop.
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