Windy Wednesdays

The best things about Wednesdays concern the great love in the air. I think that it is most important to feel the sun's rays on Wednesdays because that way you can expand your mind and become a better person. The future is held in the wind and you must always reach for it or it will simply pass you by. I know because on one particular Wednesday I stayed inside all day long. I thought that it was great to just be indoors and relax with nothing to do. The next day I went outside and noticed that there was nothing there but space and stars. I soon realized that the future had passed me by and I didn't get the memo to expect outerspace. I think that sometimes you need to just feel the future or you could just end up without one. The best way to get out of a situation in which the future has passed you is to go back in time and relive the day, which is how I solved my problem. If that isn't possible then you should throw fresh cut flowers in a pot of boiling chicken broth and say the word Wednesday. This should start a chain of reactions that sets the time continuum straight and realigns you with your future, past, and present. Good luck to all you people stuck with out futures.