Another New Article Lina: Don't go on my vacation! We were planning to miss Papi's birthday, I think. ...more

This is me talking so you better listen. I am fucking brilliant so listen to what I am saying. I am smarter than you so listen up! I can think clearly. I can think better than you. I am smart god dammit. Or G-d dammit. Or how about God Damn It++++ See there I am using + as punctuation because I am fucking brilliant. I am bright as fuck. So bright I blind you with brightness. See how fucking bright I am? No you can't because you are squinting. DUMB FUCK!

So I am a beer snob. It seems with everything I like I am a snob. Budweiser sucks. Miller Lite (Fucking hate that Lite bullshit. Lite is not English. That isn't a word.) is water. (NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! Born is the king of Israel! Taht's the problem with iTunes shuffle.) Well I am drinking a Bass. I like it. Its logo is the oldest trademark in Britain. It has to be old if you managed to trademark a red triangle.

GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES DURING PREGNANCY BECAUSE OF THE RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS. (2) CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IMPAIRS YOUR ABILITY TO DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY, AND MAY CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS.

So I am going to Disney next weekend. I am taking Friday off even. I am staying at the Animal Kingdom Lodge. I want to eat at the other restaurant there. It is called Joku or some shit. Sounds yummy. They also have a fun sounding tour of the lodge for guests where you can go on a safari and see the animals and then eat at Juki but it is at a random time where we wouldn't be able to go to the parks or whatever so what the fuck? Maybe if I went back to Disney for an entire week or something where losing the middle of the day wouldn't suck so much. I dunno.

Oh I saw that the Food and Wine festival starts before my birthday and ends before Lisa's birthday this year so we should go for birthday instead this year so there. Unless Lina and Justin decide that my birthday is a good time to leave the country to try to contract Malaria in Indonesia. I hope not. Maybe Papi's birthday is a better time. I hear that it is great that time of year in Indonesia. I would go but I have no money, I am afraid of taking Anti-Malarials and Eileen wouldn't go and it is crazy.

Ok bye.

Love,
Ernie