Predictions

by The Cuban Carnac – July 31, 2006

had a board thread (“Predictions”) whose posts were never archived

Here are the first predictions.

No hurricanes will hit florida this year.

The stock market will not hit a high this year.

The hot numbers for the lottery for the week of August 1st are:
19
35
53

Fidel Castro will be rushed to the hospital but first he will give up power to his brother Raul. He will undergo surgery but he will not die.

Cindy Lauper will faint during her live performance in New York on the Today Show on Friday.

If you have any questions for Carnac, please post them below.

What You Say?!?

Question for Carnac?
(July 31, 2006 - 10:59:32) – posted by Mopkin

What happens when a hurricane comes then?

Then
(July 31, 2006 - 11:45:31) – posted by Carnac

There will be damage

request for the non-hitting florida hurricane
(August 1, 2006 - 12:21:18) – posted by darkwillow

could it just come close enough to get me off work this friday? thanks.

:)

No
(August 1, 2006 - 06:43:22) – posted by Carnac

I am sorry it will not be a hurricane, by Saturday Chris will still be a Tropical Storm.

Is it really you?
(August 2, 2006 - 11:48:10) – posted by Goofus

Are you really cuban carnac, or are you speaking through a medium (ernie)?

All hail the Cuban Carnac!
(August 3, 2006 - 09:30:23) – posted by darkwillow

It appears that your predictions were correct.

According to several sources, Chris is "dying." I guess we will have to wait until Monday to be 100% sure that your psychic abilities are truly exceptional . . . not that you haven't already proven yourself with the whole "control of the weather" X-power.

Never doubt the Carnac.

I belieeeevvveeee!
(August 3, 2006 - 01:27:27) – posted by Lina

Raise your hand up and repeat!

I don't doubt the power. Who knows..he can probably control lightning strikes!

goofus
(August 9, 2006 - 05:50:18) – posted by Carnac

xl x
lager

Sorry Carnac
(October 3, 2006 - 05:34:16) – posted by Mopkin

Dow hits new high
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aUqjuTZweF6U&refer=home

Sad times...

i'm sorry, but why?
(October 4, 2006 - 10:17:16) – posted by darkwillow

exactly is it a bad thing that the dow hit a new high? I mean, the news anchor told me this morning that the down is telling us that the economy is ok. it made me feel better that the dow is finally speaking out about the economy. and here i thought that we were in the shitter.

happy times? . . .

and what ever happened to the carnac? hurm? he just up and disappeared!

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