Our Trip To Virginia: Part 2

MONDAY NIGHT: MOTHRA ATTACK. Monday night, we were visited by none other than Mothra. He was green and had a wingspan of ten feet, no kidding. He was also very camera shy. This was one of the only shots I got of him. Too bad those hot midget babes didn't come with him.

On Tuesday, we drove back to Washington DC for another day of National Fun. It took extra long to get to DC because a UFO had exploded on the Woodrow Wilson bridge I think. I am not sure since I slept for most of the car trip there. OH WAIT! I forgot to mention... On the drive to DC on day 1, I got to check my messages on my cellular phone as soon as we left the boonies. I had a message from my work asking me to come back. I called them back and told them "WHOOPS SORRY I AM ON A MOUNTAIN CANT DO ANYTHING!" They understood but it still weirded me out for a while. Any way, we got to DC by weaving through UFO debris I think. There are a lot of monuments to see at DC, so we had saved this whole day just to visit them! There's a monument for every person that ever lived in America in DC. We even found the National Lina Monument!

Damn Mothra.
WTF did you GO?!?!?
He was in this picture dammit.
He's freakin' Dracula or something...



Lina and the Washington Monument watch
as the mothership heads for the White House



Robert + White House
(prior to alien death beam)



The National Lina Monument.
(oh yeah and the White House)



The National Lina Monument angle # 2.
(oh yeah and the Jefferson Memorial)



Lina and Abraham Lincoln.
(notice look of desperation due
to near starvation....
need.... bag.... lunch....)



Lina not looking cute due to
"chicken salad sandwich face"
(finally)



G & B head off in that direction
(Washington Monument with Reflecting Pool)



The Vietnam War Memorial.
Or rather, the people in front of it.



The Korean War Memorial.
Can you find Lina?



The FDR Memorial.
The G & B Memorial.



George, Robert and Lina chilling at the Jefferson Memorial
where the steps were nice and cold to cool off our butts.



WHICH IS STRAIGHTER?
LINA OR THE MONUMENT????
I THINK LINA...



We found another famous rock here!
(I don't mean the statue)



Famous rock pose # 2.



The National Holocaust Museum.
I performed a modern dance in front of some modern art!
WHICH IS MORE MODERN?
ME OR THE ART?



OK well the real highlight of the day.
Coffee shop time!
I think it was the National Coffee Shop?
or Shoppe?



Back to the cabin for some good barbeque.
"What are we eating tonight?" says Robert
as George puts 5 of the 3,000 hamburger
patties we bought for the week.
"But I don't want hamburgers. :("



Don't do it George!!
(prior to fireball)



Lina bids Mothra a final good-bye as it plummets
to the forest floor in a ball of flame.



Skip to Thursday morning...
Bianca's surprise birthday party!



B likes the decorations Lina bought at Wal-mart.
To bad the surprise was ruined when
she took a late-night pee break.
:(



We are going canoeing!
NEED LOTS OF SUNBLOCK!


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