02/17/06-Crazy Crabs
by Petu – February 17, 2006
Well listen
 But that wasn't the only weird thing. These crabs were talking about their lunch. They had just eaten a whole school of angelfish. These poor fish had been devoured by these vicious crabs. I wanted to scream because that seemed so unfair. So I thought of what would be a natural predator of these crabs, well because I didn't want to actually kill them myselfs. So I ordered a whole bunch of killer whales in order to solve my problems.  But these killer whales did not do the job I wanted them too. They apparently felt sorry for the crabs since they were a family with a mom, dad, children, grandparents and all sorts of extended family members. The crabs took advantage of this pity and ate the killer whales and grew to 100 times their original size. I needed to try something else and fast or else nothing would be left. I then ordered some penguins figuring that they were my only chance. If this didn't work those crabs would rule the Earth in a matter of days.  These penguins understood the magnitude of the situation and how important it was that these crabs be killed. So they dutifully ate them one by one while the others only watched in horror and imagined their similar fate was only moments away. This is why I so love penguins. They saved us all from those vicious crabs. Thank you so much penguins.  |
| - | Beware of those vicious crabs people |
What You Say?!?
UR crazy
(February 17, 2006 - 09:09:34) – posted by darkwillow
(February 17, 2006 - 09:09:34) – posted by darkwillow
crazy crackers!
beware of the blue crabs too, b/c I hear that they are devouring monsters as well.
beware of the blue crabs too, b/c I hear that they are devouring monsters as well.
huh?
(March 13, 2006 - 06:15:04) – posted by mami
(March 13, 2006 - 06:15:04) – posted by mami
I'm going to have to keep an eye on you. Have u been smoking?
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