09/14/06-Tourists
by Petu – September 14, 2006
One day I went out fishing by myself. As soon as a cast my rod I felt a bite. Rather than fighting me, the fish helped reel itself in. When I finally saw what had taken my bait I was surprised to see an orange octopus.  The moment the octopus hit the boat floor it started to wriggle away from me. It then secreted a yellow liquid that I assumed to be some sort of bile but I soon found out how wrong I was. The liquid began to move as though it had a life of its own.   I looked back at where the octopus was and it was starting to vanish into thin air. The pink monsters started making a crazy amount of racket that sounded like a mix of crying and nails on a chalkboard. At that point I was rather confused so I asked out loud "What the hell is that?" The pink creatures replied that they were from the planet Crustillion and that they were here on vacation. I asked them what they were looking to do here and they explained that they liked all types of water activities. I let them know that there was a dock about 15 miles NW of where we were that offered water skiing, snorkeling and other such things.  They were so thankful that they offered me a reward for my assisstance. I declined but they said they must give me something and then promptly took off in the direction of the dock I had described. I noticed that the remainder of the yellow liquid had turned into my reward, a chain of black pearls and shark teeth.  |
| - | Aliens are very nice! |
What You Say?!?
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(September 20, 2006 - 03:58:37) – posted by Goofus
(September 20, 2006 - 03:58:37) – posted by Goofus
Watered down crack
Let's go on an adventure!
(September 21, 2006 - 10:46:54) – posted by Bad_Bobo
(September 21, 2006 - 10:46:54) – posted by Bad_Bobo
Water activities!!! :)
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