I Want My Own Column
April 2001. Get three of the columnists to vouch for you. They will not be handing it over. Pick with the mouse or with the number keys.
This one is new, and it is the only thing here built out of the archive rather than recovered from it.
There was never a choose-your-own-adventure on mopkin.com. The archived games page lists two games and this is neither of them. What is from the archive is everything it asks you: each columnist’s questions are answerable from their own columns, and every wrong answer names the column that would have told you and links straight to it. So the fastest way to win is to go and read the site. The title is real too — “I want my own column” is a thread on the General board from April 2001. It has zero replies, so there is no thread page to link you to; nobody ever answered it.
There was never a choose-your-own-adventure on mopkin.com. The archived games page lists two games and this is neither of them. What is from the archive is everything it asks you: each columnist’s questions are answerable from their own columns, and every wrong answer names the column that would have told you and links straight to it. So the fastest way to win is to go and read the site. The title is real too — “I want my own column” is a thread on the General board from April 2001. It has zero replies, so there is no thread page to link you to; nobody ever answered it.